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Perfect for fans of caveman wisdom, loyal dogs, and modern life through ancient eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eSome problems require modern thinking.\u003cbr data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eOthers… \u003cstrong data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eWoof knew the answer all along.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eThis official \u003cstrong data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eUgh \u0026amp; Woof Chronicles badge shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features the channel’s signature characters — \u003cstrong data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eUgh the caveman and Woof the golden retriever\u003c\/strong\u003e — captured in a vintage adventure-style emblem that represents the heart of the series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eWhether you're part of \u003cstrong data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"931\"\u003ethe tribe\u003c\/strong\u003e, a dog lover, or just someone who appreciates a little prehistoric humor in the modern world, this shirt is made to stand out while staying comfortable for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eThe bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e“Woof Knew”\u003c\/strong\u003e banner celebrates the moment when Woof once again proves he’s the smartest one in the cave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1238\"\u003eWear it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eBecause sometimes…\u003cbr data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eWoof Knew.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight jersey tee carries a quiet warmth — a soft canvas for a story of city nights and steady companionship. On the chest sits a small, sunlit portrait of a person and their dog, while the back unfolds a broader scene: a rooftop view of a city at dusk with the title \"Ugh \u0026amp; Woof Chronicles\" and the tagline \"Modern World. Ancient Mind.\" It feels like a wearable page from a reflective photo diary — gentle, familiar, and a little wistful. The crew neck and breathable Airlume cotton make it comfortable for long evenings out or slow mornings at home. Subtle sleeve patches and a tear-away label keep the focus on the imagery and the calm mood it evokes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varied blends for heathers).\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention.\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied with DTF (and DTG on some providers) for crisp, detailed chest, sleeve, and back artwork.\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability; REACH certified.\u003cbr\u003e- Sourced and manufactured under humane, certified practices (Bella+Canvas; country of origin: Honduras).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43707391246470,"sku":"11784734096383102611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43707391279238,"sku":"35028965279815171494","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43707391312006,"sku":"13520986215893134151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43707391344774,"sku":"21775744168916205692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43707391377542,"sku":"18053983665353454756","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43707391410310,"sku":"22519486487774725333","price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43707391443078,"sku":"16111897348139613441","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43707391475846,"sku":"87074857351171158360","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/0577\/9078\/files\/13095637145018956900_2048.jpg?v=1773359801","url":"https:\/\/www.ughandwoofchronicles.com\/products\/ugh-woof-chronicles-graphic-tee-modern-world-ancient-mind-dog-lover-t-shirt","provider":"Ugh \u0026 Woof Chronicles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}