Ugh & Woof Chronicles Graphic Tee — 'Modern World, Ancient Mind' Dog Lover T‑Shirt
Official Ugh & Woof Chronicles merch featuring the iconic Woof Knew badge logo. Perfect for fans of caveman wisdom, loyal dogs, and modern life through ancient eyes.
Some problems require modern thinking.
Others… Woof knew the answer all along.
This official Ugh & Woof Chronicles badge shirt features the channel’s signature characters — Ugh the caveman and Woof the golden retriever — captured in a vintage adventure-style emblem that represents the heart of the series.
Whether you're part of the tribe, a dog lover, or just someone who appreciates a little prehistoric humor in the modern world, this shirt is made to stand out while staying comfortable for everyday wear.
The bold “Woof Knew” banner celebrates the moment when Woof once again proves he’s the smartest one in the cave.
Wear it proudly.
Because sometimes…
Woof Knew.
This lightweight jersey tee carries a quiet warmth — a soft canvas for a story of city nights and steady companionship. On the chest sits a small, sunlit portrait of a person and their dog, while the back unfolds a broader scene: a rooftop view of a city at dusk with the title "Ugh & Woof Chronicles" and the tagline "Modern World. Ancient Mind." It feels like a wearable page from a reflective photo diary — gentle, familiar, and a little wistful. The crew neck and breathable Airlume cotton make it comfortable for long evenings out or slow mornings at home. Subtle sleeve patches and a tear-away label keep the focus on the imagery and the calm mood it evokes.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varied blends for heathers).
- Retail crew neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure and shape retention.
- Prints applied with DTF (and DTG on some providers) for crisp, detailed chest, sleeve, and back artwork.
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability; REACH certified.
- Sourced and manufactured under humane, certified practices (Bella+Canvas; country of origin: Honduras).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean